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VLyrics.com > M > Monty Python > Lyrics for Every Sperm Is Sacred Monty Python Ringtones Monty Python Chords You can support Monty Python ! Buy: Monty Python CDs > Monty Python Posters > Monty Python  Sheet Music Artist: Monty Python Song Title: Every Sperm Is Sacred Album Lyrics: Monty Python Sings [B u y " Monty Python Sings " CD] DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Album: Monty Python Sings (1991) Lyrics [Buy "Monty Python Sings" CD] Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Lyrics Monty Python - Sit On My Face Lyrics Monty Python - Lumberjack Song Lyrics Monty Python - Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) Lyrics Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell Lyrics Monty Python - Money Song Lyrics Monty Python - Accoutancy Shanty Lyrics Monty Python - Finland Lyrics Monty Python - Medical Love Song Lyrics Monty Python - I'M So Worried Lyrics Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics Monty Python - Never Be Rude To An Arab Lyrics Monty Python - I Like Chinese Lyrics Monty Python - Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics Monty Python - Brian Song Lyrics Monty Python - Bruces' Philosophers Song Lyrics Monty Python - Meaning Of Life Lyrics Monty Python - Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song) Lyrics Monty Python - All Things Dull And Ugly Lyrics Monty Python - Decomposing Composers Lyrics Monty Python - Henry Kissinger Lyrics Monty Python - I'Ve Got Two Legs Lyrics Monty Python - Christmas In Heaven Lyrics Monty Python - Galaxy Song Lyrics Monty Python - Spam Song Lyrics Monty Python - Penis song (the not noel coward song) Lyrics More Lyrics > M > Monty Python Lyrics > Lyrics Every Sperm Is Sacred All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners/typers. All song texts are personal interpretations of real songs and has no concern to the original texts. This personal collection of "lyrics interpretations" provided for educational and language learning purposes only. For more info read our privacy policy. Recommended sites: Monty Python Ringtones Monty Python Tabs Special propositions:

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